The Penis Game
Let’s spice up our Mondays with a little game. From now on, check back every week for your weekly challenge.
This week’s challenge? Let’s see how many words we can think of for “penis”. I dare you to post the filthiest, funniest, weirdest synonyms that come to mind. There are only two rules for this game:
1. Post no more than 5 different names for penis per person.
2. If we can think of 50 different names by Friday, collectively, I’ll post an extra-special picture of MYSELF featuring what I deem to be the best name, along with an “ode” to the person who suggested it.
My contributions, to get us started:
Penis
Pickle
Johnson
Cock
Pants Snake
That’s five for our list. Who else can contribute?
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
September 24th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Willy! Oh, and the every popular “dick” of course. Although I don’t plan to win with those two!
September 25th, 2007 at 6:44 am
Meat and Berries
Priapus (that comes from my husband, believe it or not)
Phallus
Beef bayonet
Pork Poker
(Only five? *pout*)
September 25th, 2007 at 7:50 am
crank, wang, stick, schlong, dink.
September 25th, 2007 at 8:09 am
Ok, that’s 17 down, 33 to go!
September 25th, 2007 at 8:19 am
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September 25th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
One eyed monster, gear shift, tube steak, 3rd leg, tri-pod
September 25th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Schlong, One Eyed Trouser snake, Happy Stick, Probe, Sausage
September 25th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Russel the love muscle, proboscis of the pants, tallywhacker, the magical leopluradon, and of course, the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
September 25th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Russel the love muscle?!?!? LOL!
By my count, we’re up to 32! Only 18 more to go before ya’ll get a veeeeeeeery fun picture of me!
September 26th, 2007 at 5:53 am
tool, rod, weiner, pecker, ole’ one eye, ding-a-ling, ding dong, dong, ummm…okay, i’m out of ideas for now. Great. Now all day i’ll be thinking of cock. Oh wait. i do that every day!
September 26th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Hehe, no cheating! Only five per person!
Brooke’s contributions put us up to 37 - 13 more to go by Friday. Who else can help us?
September 27th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Lil General
Pen 15
Junk
the Hotness
J*
September 27th, 2007 at 9:17 am
J* is not a dick lol!
But I’ll ALLOW it, Pixie. Especially because I love “The Hotness”.
So that means we have 42. 8 more to go!
September 27th, 2007 at 9:50 am
uh….
i call mine “bob”
September 27th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
7 more to go!
September 28th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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September 28th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
joystick, clit disturber, hot rod, peter, dipstick
September 28th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Haha…did anyone else get the urge to play Atari at Dave’s mention of a joystick?
We only need TWO MORE…who’s got ‘em? You have five hours left!
September 28th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Has anyone said Sausage and Prick?
September 28th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
1. Willy
2. Dick
3. Meat and Berries
4. Priapus
5. Phallus
6. Beef bayonet
7. Pork Poker
8. Crank
9. Wang
10. Stick
11. Schlong
12. One eyed monster
13. Gear shift
14. Tube steak
15. 3rd leg
16. Tri-pod
Scholng (repeat)
17. One Eyed Trouser snake
18. Happy Stick
19. Probe
20. Sausage
21. Dink
22. Russel the love muscle
23. Proboscis of the pants
24. Tallywhacker
25. The magical leopluradon
26. The Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
27. Tool
28. Rod
29. Weiner
30. Pecker
31. Ding-a-ling
32. Lil General
33. Pen 15
34. Junk
35. The Hotness
36. J*
37. Bob
38. Joystick
39. Clit disturber
40. Hot rod
41. Peter
42. Dipstick
Sausage (repeat)
43. Prick
Plus my five “starters” bring us up to 48, counting the repeats. TWO MORE in TWO HOURS…CAN YOU DO IT?
September 28th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Sperm-injector, Flipper, Mini-Me
And that should be my five…
September 28th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Ooo! If I get to do another one, ’cause one of my first 2 was a dupe, may I just add: Big Jim and The Twins?
September 28th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
LMAO, Celticangel, bringin’ it home for us at the last second!
It is now midnight where I live folks, and well done! We’ve got over 50 words for penis. Well done, my readers, well done.
I’m going to choose a winner and will post the picture and ode tomorrow. Be sure to check back.
Oh, and feel free to continue playing. Let’s see how many more we can name! If you’ve posted five and thought of some more, feel free to post again now that we’ve reached 50!
September 29th, 2007 at 12:09 am
Yay we did it!
Okay then, I will add “Ego”
(’cause you stroke it…)
October 1st, 2007 at 9:48 pm
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October 5th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Jim and the Twins!!