The MB Game
Let’s spice up our Mondays with a little game. Check back every week for your weekly challenge!
This week’s challenge? Let’s see how many difference ways we can say “masterbation.” This one might be a bit more challenging than last week’s Penis Game! They can be for male or female masturbation, or gender-neutral. I dare you to post the filthiest, funniest, weirdest synonyms that come to mind. There are only two rules for this game:
1. Post no more than 5 different names for masturbation per person.
2. If we can think of 50 different names by Friday, collectively, I’ll post an extra-special picture of MYSELF featuring what I deem to be the best name, along with an “odeâ€? to the person who suggested it. Congratualtions to Dana, last week’s winner!
Here are my contributions to get us started:
1. Masturbating
2. MB’ing
3. Wanking One Out (lol, that one always makes me laugh)
4. Jerkin’ the Gherkin
5. Self-lovin’
YOUR TURN!!!
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
October 8th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Hehe! Just so happens I compiled my list a few weeks ago in response to the Larry Craig scandal.
There are some Congressional euphemisms on the topic at:
http://www.getincensed.com/courtesy-flush/
For general, all-purpose ones these are my faves:
1. A date with Pamela Handerson
2. Roughing up the suspect
3. Shuffling your iPod
4. Making stomach pancakes
5. Releasing the hostages
6. Turning Japanese
7. Double-clicking the mouse
8. Dishonorable discharge
9. Getting in touch with yourself
10. Jackin’ the beanstalk
11. Pumping your gas at the self-service island
October 8th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Haha! Great list, Mark, and awesome link!
Only the first five count for this contest though!
So, we’re up to 10/50. Who’s next?
October 8th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Here are a few of my favs for female masturbation:
double clicking the mouse
playing hello kitty
hitchhiking to heaven
taking the sweet slide
battery testing
My all time fav for guys:
Dating Miss Michigan (think geography
October 9th, 2007 at 10:13 am
1. slamming the salamander
2. disciplining the dolphin
3. wrist exercises
4. tea with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters
5. petting the clam
October 9th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
20/50…keep ‘em “cumming”, guys!
October 10th, 2007 at 12:07 am
“letting the hose slide through your hand”
October 10th, 2007 at 1:17 am
Pounding the pope
Spending time with Rosie
I’ll keep thinking…
October 11th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
23/50…looks like this one was harder than the penis game!
October 12th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
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October 28th, 2007 at 2:27 am
Well, I’m a month late, but here’s a pair…
Flogging the dolphin, and shaking hands with the unemployed.