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Ten Things I’ve Learned abut Sex #3: Leave Your Clothing on a Pile

by Aurora

I’ve had ten sexual partners. And I’d like to think that with each, I’ve grown a little. So, here are the ten things I’ve learned about sex. Thanks, guys. lol. Have you read number 2 yet?

I won’t relate to you here the entire story of the night I lost my virginity. Believe me, it is long and filled with girly cat fights and drunken decisions - you don’t want to hear it. Oh, and the after story, including the part where I find out that the guy hadn’t really broken up with his girlfriend AND it was her birthday? That’s even longer. Let’s just say that I haven’t seen that guy since…well…the day after I lost my virginity.

In any case, it was a learning experience in sooooo many ways. Isn’t it always? Is there a single person in this world who had that perfect sex on their first night and doesn’t look back on it with a little laugh? We all make mistakes. It happens.

unbutton.jpgThe lesson I want to share with you all today, in my list of the ten things I’ve learned from sex, is a simple one. Let’s not get into the emotions of losing my virginity. Let’s talk practicality. If I could do it over and only change a single thing, near the top of my list would be this: undressing on a pile.

The night surrounding my first time was a bit of a blur. However, at the end of it, I found myself in my lover’s friend’s dorm room. Apparently, his roommate was in the ROTC and sleeping, so rather than waking him, he led me, starry-eyed, to his friend’s room. His friend was out of town for the weekend. His sheets were black, but I hope he washed them anyway.

In any case, a male college dorm is not exactly the best or most clean place to have sex. The bathrooms were downright filthy. Not to mention I was about to have my cherry popped in the bed of someone who didn’t even know me. But I digress.

As he undressed me, he just threw my clothes at the base of the bed, and if you’ve ever had sex in a teeny tiny dorm bed, then you understand me when I say, they got throw on the floor somewhere mid-romp.

The problem? Around 4AM, as my lover snored from his spot on the floor (no way were two people going to fit sleeping on that bed), I had to pee. I was lucky enough for find my thong…but my pants? No where to be seen…or rather, felt, as it was pitch black in that room.

So, I had a decision to make. Hold it until morning or run down the hall in a sweatshirt and my thong.

I decided to hold it.

And that lasted, oh, three minutes.

Yes, I was spotted. Luckily, I think that all of the other boys in the bathroom were too drunk or sleepy to notice that I wasn’t wearing pants. Still, I’m sure that a few of them ran back to their rooms and roused their roommates to tell them about the pants-less girl roaming the halls.

So, that night I learned an important lesson - when having sex in a place other than your own room/house, undress yourself and leave your clothes on a pile. Although I did find my jeans the next day, it was at the expense of my bare ass in the hallway the night before.

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Posted in Bedtime Blunders on December 5th, 2007

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20 Responses to “Ten Things I’ve Learned abut Sex #3: Leave Your Clothing on a Pile”

  1. jpn Says:
    December 7th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    Of course, you could have just turned on the light and found your pants…

  2. Aurora Says:
    December 8th, 2007 at 10:15 am

    I just lost my virginity. The last thing I wanted to do was turn on the light to wake up the guy sleeping on the floor…and the roommate who had returned and was sleeping in the next bed.

  3. badinfluencegirl Says:
    December 11th, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    just so you know, i used to live in a dorm room.

    we didn’t see anything after a while, we were all in our pyjamas. nobody noticed …:) [okay unless they thought you were hot, then they noticed your legs]

  4. Catalina Ramirez Says:
    December 15th, 2007 at 9:40 am

    Good advice, for sure. I think I would add, “Make sure they are turned right side in”. Getting dressed in the dark makes it easy to end up with your tag on the outside.

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