News Flash: Wild Sex Now Causes Car Crashes
A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sex in the back seat of his car for an accident in which the car struck a telephone pole…read more here.
I tell you one thing…I’d like to be a crash test dummy in any company who’s going to research the truth behind this accident report.
Hm…I wonder what else wild sex might cause…
“Sorry this report is late, Mr. Boss. My co-workers were talking about wild sex and it distracted me.” -Me, at work
“Reports of a catastrophic earthquake in California are being investigated. The cause? Police think that too many people were having wild sex at once.” -News Ancor
“Bush to Send More Troops to the Middle East to Control Wild Sex.” -Newspaper headlines
“We’re loud and annoying because we don’t get enough wild sex.” -the ladies of The View
“We’re in a good mood because we’re getting lots of wild sex, so let’s cut the interest rates.” - the Feds
“I wasn’t holding a gun. The plaintiff is having wild sex to bribe witnesses and alter evidence.” -OJ Simpson
“I was just trying to have wild sex…” -Senator Craig (wait a minute…)
Can you add to the list?
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
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