Top Ten Wonderful Things About Bums

by Autumn Seave

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I love bums. Bums are great and even if they’re not “picture perfect” they can be admired. Take a look at the vintage photo - wonderful photography - great bum - even if not by today’s standards.

So, Autumn’s Top Ten Wonderful Things About Bums:

10. Everyone has one. So, because everyone has one no one should be ashamed of their’s and should be able to show it off randomly in a great pair of jeans, skinny dipping, or in a bathing suit.

9. Everyone has different tastes so there is someone out there that will love your bum.

8. Bums are fun to touch. They’re soft and mushy and are great to hold on to when…well, whenever you please really!

7. Bums make a wonderful sound when slapped by a bare hand, a paddle, or a riding crop.

6. Bums are very sensitive. Running your finger tips over a bum can send chills through the recipients spine! In a good way.

5. Bums are cute on kids, animals, women, and men.

4. Baby bums are the most beautiful things on the face of the earth.

3. Bums make great pillows.

2. Songs about bums are fun! Listen and see the video!

1. Bums are the gateway to heaven’s entrance!

Enjoy a bum and be well!


Posted in Posts by previous writers on May 18th, 2007

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