Overheard At a Swinger’s Party or On Thanksgiving
My mind raced off on a tangent today–it’s a side effect of being undersexed and overworked. I’ll seek treatment of the horizontal kind over the holiday, I promise.
1. My god, that breast looks tender!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Just wait your turn. You’ll get some!
9. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
10. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
11. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
12. You still have a little bit on your chin.
13. How long will it take after you stick it in?
14. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
15. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
16. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
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