Let’s Play Games
Ever feel like your love life is getting stale? It happens to the best of us you know. You get to know each other so well that you start to follow this little dance routine and even thought the music might be a little different, the dance moves are still the same. So, play some games.
When I was living with my good friend, Corri, we used to use a code word for sex. If I said, “Should I come home after work tonite?” she might say, “No, Jay and I are going to play Monopoly. Do you have something to do for awhile?” That was code for, “Jay’s coming over and I’d better be getting laid!”
And really, sex can be a ton of different games if you are a little bit creative. Try some of these:
~ Let him come home and find instructions written on your body with arrows to give directions. My favorite is “Insert tongue here” strategically placed.
~ Play strip poker or strip Uno or strip Ramoli. Winner gets a sex slave for the night.
~ Play naked jacks. Remember the kids jacks game? Start by trying onesies, twosie, threesies, etc. Every time you get one your partner has to take off that many articles of clothing. Don’t stop there though. Next just try to get as many as you can. However many you get, you partner has to do your desired sexual activity for that many minutes. If he gets fivesies he can ask you to perform oral sex on him or dance seductively for five minutes. Have fun with it.
~ Write out 10 sexual favors/activities each on a seperate pieces of paper. Put them all in a bowl. Then roll the dice, choose a paper from the bowl and perform that sexual favor/activity for that many minutes. No intercourse until you’ve gone through all the pieces of paper.
There are so many games you can play and any of your favorite card games can be turned into a night of fun. So, why settle for the tried and true dance when you can play games?
Excuse me, I see my fiance setting up the monopoly board….
Be well all!
May 16th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
[...] Not long ago, we bought Pirates. This was the first porn movie I’d seen, other than stuff I found on the net, in many years. My ex and I used to watch porn but it was the cheesiest stuff you could ever imagine. I didn’t care if I saw the whole movie. In fact, I mostly just fast forwarded to the good stuff. But this movie - wow. I couldn’t believe it. It was actually … good! Mind you, we never got all the way through. We got, um, distracted…by the monopoly game…ya, that’s it. But there’s a story line. And it’s funny as hell! We haven’t gotten around to watching the rest because, well, life with kids is often not conducive to porn. But we’re planning on watching the rest of it on our honeymoon. Island Fever 4 is another movie like Pirates that I’m itching to buy. They both have Jesse Jane in them and I’ve developed a bit of a crush on her, even though her boobs are horribly fake. But she’s such a naughty little wench! Both movies are produced by Vivid Productions, which is becoming well known for its HDTV productions. We watch them on my laptop and it is pretty amazing. [...]