Between the Sheets

So you’ve made it to the seventh deadly sin - pride. (You can see Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath by clicking on those links.) Pride in bed is a doozy. Someone who’s proud in bed may have a lot of sex, but that person won’t have sex often with the same person and definitely won’t have good sex. And that’s a real shame. Well, not for me, because I’m not the douchebag that will be sleeping with a proud person.

You know the type of guy - or girl - I mean.

Let’s just say “guy” for illustration purposes. He’s at the bar hitting on only the bleached-blonde bombshell. He’s driving the Hummer or the Mazerati and wearing “bling.” I mean, a stud in your ear or nice watch is one thing, but I’m talking about serious bling. And he’s tipping 20s to the cute bartender and being a jerk to anyone not in his “circle.” You know the guy…and girls can be like that too (just trade the Hummer from something smaller and cuter and add some lip gloss). In any case, these people think that they’re the shit, and they want everyone to know that they are “better” than everyone else in the room.

And oh, how these people are proud in bed. They can do no wrong - their girl always had multiple orgasms and their guy always has mind-blowing ejaculations. In short, according to these proud people, you can’t find someone who is better in bed.

But talk to their partners and you’ll find a different story. The main problem here is that a proud person is so self-absorbed that he or she doesn’t really give a shit about the other person. They’re just focused on having the best sex possible for themselves. And a bit of that is needed. You have to be able to please yourself or you’ll never have good sex. However, no matter what kind of a relationship you’re in or what kind of sex you’re having - monogamous, swingers, dom/sub, one night stands, gay, vaginal, anal, oral…and really, anything in between - if you aren’t concerned with the other person a least a little bit, your sex will always be sub par. Even the dominant “owner” cares about his/her sub partner. If he/she didn’t, that the sub would just be restrained, gagged, and raped, essentially. Anyone in a dom/sub relationship will tell you that the dom cares.

But enough about that. What I’m talking about is someone who doesn’t care - the “proud” bedmate. Guess what?

1. I’ve had better sex or will have better sex in the future. There is ALWAYS someone better and sex is highly subjective anyway.

2. Your dick is not that big. Your vagina is not that tight.

3. You are missing out on really, really good sex. Ha ha.

Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!