Sex at Mom and Dad’s House
by Aurora
It’s Thanksgiving. Who here is stuck at Mom and Dad’s house? *Raises hand*
Who here is horny?
…
*Raises hand*
If you’ve moved out of the ‘rents some time ago, chances are that you’ve got a few romps under your belt. However, when we travel back to Mom and Dad’s, it’s like traveling back in time. You’re once again that teenager that has to sneak around to get laid.
So sneak around.
If your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/lover/etc is with you for the holidays, there’s no reason you can’t enjoy in some naughty nookie. That said, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- The shower is your friend. If your parents frown upon you having sex in their house, it can be hard to find a time and place when prying eyes won’t catch you. Use the excuse of showering to find some alone space.
- Be sensitive to the children in the house. Don’t corrupt anyone by screaming out “OH FUCK” as you’re getting nailed (or doing the nailing).
- Don’t have a holiday date? Take a moment for some self love.
- Change the sheets. If you aren’t going to play by mom and dad’s rules, at least have the decency to wash the smell of sex out of the sheets in the guest room before you leave.
- Don’t skip family activities to get it on. You’re with your family to spend time with them, not to spend time sneaking off to fuck. Come on, family time can be fun. That’s what the holidays are all about. Sex should be secondary.
- Go for a drive if you can’t find alone time. Romping at your old high school make out spot can be exciting.
- Having family over to your house? Invest in some bedroom door locks.
- Have sex because you want to have sex, not because you want to somehow “get back” at your parents’ strict rules. Sex is not about spite!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
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