Writing a good sex ad/profile, Part II
Example of our Winter Solstice Party Ad:
We are a 40-something couple seeking intelligent, creative, thoughtful individuals (M, F, or MF) for sexual play on the evening of December 22nd. It is our hope to find a few individuals of similar interests and personalities to join us in sexual tribute to Global Orgasm Day. (The goal being to have as many incredible orgasms as you can stand, meditating on the energy and emotions before and after.) The evening will be hosted in a hotel suite and is only open to 8 people.
This is not a gangbang evening or any other half-drunken, wild, college romp in the sack. Rather, what we want is individuals who are considerate, respectful lovers. You should be:
- Open to at least incidental contact with a member of the opposite sex
- Non-smoker (it’s just our preference…)
- Disease free (with recent test results)
- Drug free (at least for the party)
- Over the age of 35
We are not interested in seeing any kind of pic in the first email. Just simply write us and tell us why you think you’re a good fit for the party, and a short scenario that you foresee as a possibility (2 or 3 sentences).
A bit about us: She is 5′8″, 155 lbs. dark green eyes and red hair. He is 6′2″ broad-shouldered, blue eyes, and sandy blond hair.
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Now, when you read our ads, you could immediately think, “OVER the age of 35? How pretentious!� Well, not true actually. Once in a great while we play with people who are significantly younger than us, but it is typically in a group setting. We are generalizing, of course, but the 21-30 age bracket has a different view on sex. As Tom Paine said today, “They think they invented sex.�
There is still much that our ad doesn’t weed out. Despite the fact that the last paragraph said, “we are not interested in any kind of pic…� we still will receive dozens. I suppose when you read a sex ad it’s the same as reading porn. You’re reading for theme, not for minute detail.
We will still receive young guys (mostly) who are under the age of 35 asking to participate. Sometimes, they’ll come right out and acknowledge that they saw the age cap. Sometimes, they’ll try to pretend they didn’t see it and charm an exception out of you.
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December 14th, 2006 at 9:49 am
Age cap? What age cap? We don’t need no stinkin’ age cap.
December 17th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
[...] Why I brown-filed your response December 17th, 2006 by Lola David Let’s face it. If you’re a decent-looking woman looking for sex (even if you say you’re part of a couple) you’re going to be swarmed with responses from any ad you post. Case and point: the ad that J and I posted for our Winter Solstice Party has been inundated with responses. Here are the stats: 48 single males 13 males that would love to “play single” even though they are married 11 couples 4 unicorns, aka single women [...]